This is more than a haircut I'm wearing on my head
I thought I'd dye it red but got it cut instead
And maybe I could send you my long blond locks
'Cause you're always after something baby, something I'm not

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I'm darker underneath
I'm darker by far
I'm as dark as hell
You know who you are

My eyes, I always, I wished they were green
My skin is so damn brown with the sun it don't seem
My fingernails, I should'a stuck them on
The hair on my lip, I should'a waxed it off

You know my lips could do with a little more pout
The mole on my chin I could do without
My cheek bones they never sat real high
I'll get some bone put in, they can take it from my thigh

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So now when I make love, I make love to myself
I don't got no disease and it's good for my health
I got my hands in my pants, down my Calvin Kleins
I don't need you no more baby, I can come every time

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So baby, don't you ever show your face here again
To me or any of my friends
'Cause I'm glad I found out what you're all about
When I finally fell down off my cloud

When you went away you broke my heart
You kept my Kerouac books and that old guitar

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I don't need to tell you
You know what you are

This is more than a haircut I'm wearing on my head
I thought I'd dye it red but I got it cut off instead